Midgets have sex?
OK OK, I knew, and you probably did too. But articles like this bring up all sorts of questions:
Midget Sues Over Sex Tape (or something)
So basically, Mini Me banged some girl, made a video of it, it somehow got stolen from his home, and now it’s on the internet. Of course, if it ever was on the internet, then it will never be off the internet. The point here is that this doesn’t add up; but I suppose it’s not really the best example of sneakiness.
I’m thinking that Mini Me is low on cash and sexually frustrated, and somehow he got it into his head that he wants to get into porn. This is probably just some stunt with the true intent being the promotion of his porn video. Hollywood sure is a fucked up place, first Paris Hilton, and now Mini Me.
It’s the level of depravity that really bothers me, though. The internet has exposed me to so much graphic imagery that it’s hard to be shocked over fecal fetish or bestiality porn, but I’m really not ready to see a dwarf have sex. Something about it is just.. wrong.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:27 am
It’s LA (I imagine), you can find every imaginable type of kinkiness there.
But as far as Vern Troyer making a sex tape: I heard somewhere that a lot of male celebrities videotape themselves having sex because it makes it harder for a girl to stick rape charges on them. Kinda makes it hard to press charges when she’s on tape riding him like a cowgirl I guess.
Hollyweird is weird enough that I believe that, although I wonder why Mini Me would think that he needs to do that.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:49 am
What sort of judge is going to believe a girl who says she was raped by a midget? That’s just pure comedy.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Short of giving her drugs, I have no idea how he could accomplish it either.